Smash Putt! loves it when our putter people get creative. Check out this gooey gum wall capture by @oh.susanna! That pink ball fits in perfectly with its chewy surroundings. This capture is so cool, we are giving this photo taker a t-shirt! Do you want a Smash Putt! T-shirt too?? Tag your pictures with #smashputt or check in on your favorite form of social media and you’ll have a chance to be our weekly winner!

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Come down this Friday to meet some hard hitting jammers from Rat City and find out how you can be a part of this legendary group of insanity! Meet Bento Boxer, Ponyo Knees and CAT-A-MA-RAM

Special 20% off for Rat City Rollergirls fans, use code ‘ratcity’ when you buy your tickets for this weekend!

VIP Room + Advance Ticket Sales!

Get special advance tickets through the end of our run! Order right now! For the next few days use code ‘lastchance’  for a 20% discount!

Want to be a baller? By ordering a VIP room, you unlock a secret ticket store that will let your friends get tickets to the best time slots now!

Private Party Special

Rent out the entirety of Smash Putt! Contact for a prices and info! Mention code word “last chance” and you’ll get 20% off if you reserve your private in the next 7 days!!

Great for epic company parties! Team builders! Weddings! Naming Ceremonies! Secret Masonic Meetings! Cult Blood Rituals! Birthdays!


The Hideout

Every week we feature one of the places, people, or organizations that makes Seattle such a weird, lovely, and magical place to live. We want to share with you the stuff that inspires us, so that when we’re all gone you’ll have some more wonderful things to do!

Up on First Hill, a short walk from the messy mosh pit of Capitol Hill, is a lovely respite from all that taxes you. The Hideout is one of those perfect dark and moody holes in the fabric of spacetime that you spend your whole life looking for.

With work by most of Seattle’s best artists hanging all around us, from floor to ceiling, we often find ourselves inspired to wade nipple deep into hushed conspiratorial conversations around candle lit slabs of glass, with expertly bruised orange peel floating in our sazeracs. Many a scintillating affair has been fueled by the dark romantic ambiance and skillfully crafted cocktails.


The Hideout is simply the best place in Seattle to create, scheme, and fall in love.

We are giving out a t-shirt to @messaolson for their spunky surprised look at Smash Putt’s! Deconstruction Zone hole. This manical robot is sure to excite, as it permanently alters the state of your ball, muahaha! Want a t-shirt for posting photographic Smash Putt! mayhem?! Just tag #smashputt or check in @smashputt on your favorite form social media, and you’ll have a chance to be our weekly winner!


“What is happening to my ball???”

Goodship, local creators of delightful marijuana infused edible treats, will be at Smash Putt! this Thursday! Goodship organizes elevating and inspiring arts and cultural events all around Seattle. You can purchase tickets over here at this special event page! Sneaky! Head over and sign up for their mailing list to find out about their other awesome events


Goodship is a collective of Seattle’s most accomplished culinary wizards, artists, and lovely humans with a mission to inspire and bring joy to your world. Look for their stuff in your favorite cannabis outlet!
To celebrate Goodship, we’re also throwing down a special discount for this weekend only! If you can’t come thursday, then use code “goodship” for 20% off tickets anytime this weekend!

Pastor Kaleb!

We’re featuring our favorite local legends each week to let you know what to do after Smash Putt leaves planet earth forever in just 7 weekends! Take heart, there are lovely friends and weirdos for you to get to know!


Kaleb Kerr is one of our favorite performers and all around great guys. Among his decades of local amazing performances, he may be best known for Pastor Kaleb’s Sunday Service, a production that has become tradition spanning generations. Good news, friends, tickets just went up for sale for this year’s service! Put on your Sunday best and get a kick in pants! Candy for kids and Bloody Marys for the adults!

Pastor Kaleb’s Sunday Service is an unique celebration of the weirdness that brings us all together. Musical acts, sing-alongs, and variety show madness! There are few events that will fill your heart like this!

Check out the event on Facebook – Pastor Kaleb’s Sunday Service!

Photo Bomb!

Things get really crazy at Smash Putt! Check out@dnielle_pf‘s photo of some Smash Putt antics!! We love everyone who comes and plays and when we see photos like this we have to give ‘em a shirt! You could get a shirt from us too! Just tag your shit #smashputt or check in down at our venue and we might pick your your pics!

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Look at those lovely Smash Putt faces!

Hey friends! Get ready for Saint Patrick’s Day at Smash Putt!


We’ll have drink specials all weekend for anyone wearing green! Doff your best jeff cap, clip on your sock garters and get down for a round!

Use code ‘greenballs’ for 20% this weekend’s tickets!

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Annex Theatre


We’re name checking some of our favorite cultural institutions and artists in Seattle before we wink out of existence. We just want to leave you with some hope for the future 🙂

Annex Theatre is one of our favorite ‘hidden in plain sight’ Seattle gems. On the corner of Pike & 11th on Capitol Hill, you can be forgiven if you haven’t been bold enough to venture three stories up their nondescript stairway, but you’re definitely missing out.

Annex Theatre presents a forum for experimentation and real risk taking. Frankly, we’ve seen many productions at Annex that are so bold and exuding of raw talent that you cannot stop talking about them. That’s the importance of Annex, it’s a space that demands of their artists to truly challenge themselves and try out new things. And frankly, we need to cherish this sort of antidote to the mundane commodified ‘culture’ that mainstream media spoon feeds us every fucking day.

Annex Theatre features two monthly shows that cannot be missed.

On the first Friday of every month Annex is host to the brilliant variety show ‘Spin the Bottle’, packed with amazing music, comedy, and chaos! And at the Annex on the first Sunday of every month, catch the Weird and Awesome Emmett Montgomery Show which is a show that we can only describe as post-post stand-up comedy.

Also, their lobby bar has some of the best cans of PBR in the city. Head over there right now!

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